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* Your way is blocked by TWEEK and CRAIG!

ACT: Flirt with TWEEK
* You blow a flying kiss in TWEEK’s direction.
* He looks noticeably flustered.
* TWEEK’s DEFENSE down!
* CRAIG looks downright pissed.
* CRAIG’s ATTACK up!
* CRAIG’s SPEED up!

ACT: Flirt with CRAIG
* You tell CRAIG he’s looking mighty fine in his outfit.
* He doesn’t seem to care about your opinion.
* TWEEK looks murderous.
* TWEEK’s ATTACK up!
* TWEEK’s SPEED up!

I know so many people have done this before but I just had to do the boyfriends ever since their confirmed canon-ness! no i didn’t implement long leg craig and long arm tweek what are you talking about

This is the neutral and pacifist route Tweek and Craig/Battle Boyfriends. You can encounter them separately only during sparring matches in the Kingdom of Kupa Keep, where Craig is usually at the shop [before he defects to Clyde’s side]. When Craig defects to Clyde’s side, Tweek is with him, but he doesn’t participate in fighting against you; Craig fights you alone.

Genocide route changes a little depending on who you kill first; if you kill Craig first, Tweek runs away initially, but you face him again as the BARBARIAN KING later on. If you kill Tweek first, it’s basically an early-game Sans battle with Craig: YOU’RE FUCKED.