Osomatsu: Ok! Now that we have gotten a new futon we have to pick where we’re all going to sleep! Since I am the oldest I have taken the liberty of putting forth the work to solve this issue!
Osomatsu: As the oldest, I am going to pick first. I choose the middle. That way even on the coldest nights I’ll be warm in between all my brothers.
Osomatsu: Now, I feel because Jyushimatsu moves around the most, he should take one of the edges of the bed, that way he doesn’t disturb the rest of us.
Osomatsu: Since I’ll need some kind of shield from that movement, I think Choromatsu would best benefit sleeping here, next to me and next to Jyushimatsu.
Choromatsu: H-Hey….
Osomatsu: Now, since Ichimatsu stinks up the place, I think he’d do best on the other end of the bed. Also, he asked for one of the end spaces so I can’t say no to that!
Ichimatsu: Heh…
Osomatsu: Now that leaves Karamatsu and Todomatsu. I think it’s best Karamatsu sleep next to Ichimatsu, since, as we all discussed… Ichimatsu is the stinkiest.
Osomatsu: So Karamatsu will sleep here. You’re also a sound sleeper so you wont be bothered when Todomatsu gets up in the middle of the night. So Todomatsu, you are… here~
Osomatsu: In between your big bros, to help protect you from the monsters at night.
Osomatsu: Any questions? :D
Karamatsu and Choromatsu: …. :/
Post made on 29 April 2017, 5.03pm, with 595 notes. Reblogged via totally-totty, originally by totally-totty.